March 2012
Anonymous asked: oh pssst you're really cute
February 2012
i keep dreaming about other people making kombucha
let’s all make out more in the year 2012
alexis-cool:
similary to Tuck Everlasting, A Beautiful Mind is a movie that asks its audience: Would you choose to be crazy, or not-crazy, which is better? And personally Notcrazy i shouted at my TV.
So is it sad I already have baby names picked out? Lol if its a girl I was thinking Halo Madeline and a boy Khaos Alexander , don’t hate. I really love unique names.
ALL PARENTS PLEEEASE BE AWARE!! …There is a drug going around the schools …Its known as Strawberry Quick …or strawberry meth …it looks like pop rocks kids eat & also smells like strawberries & also comes in other flavours like chocolate ect … Please tell your children not to take candy from anyone even a class mate because this drug that looks like pop rocks...
my cousin's (accurate) impression of americans:
radianthour:
“I just don’t like the taste of water, it’s weird!”
we went to a circus today and there were elephants outside? and they wre black for some reason? idk if they are supposed to be black???
when i was a baby
yallaamreeka:
i would feed elephants with my dad
and climb a mountain with my mum to look at macaques
now i’m just a miserable young adult with a laptop
:’(
mypinkrazr asked: do you live in austin? i saw (and i think gave a cigarette to) a girl at a party last night who looked *EXACTLY* like you but i didn't say anything because i felt pretty sure it wasn't and i was also very drunk
feeling bitter/upset constantly is so draining, i wish for a friend down here…someone u can just chill with and feed ice cream. that’s my dream today.
cut off my tiitties, i dont need them no more
trigger warning: i’m cute
hatzoffratzofftu3sday:
i’m an urban outfitters mexican
why does anyone care about what inane stuff i post? hey did you know i was on the travel channel once because i was there on the somethingith anniversary of pearl harbor. i was eight and wearing a blue shirt with pikachu and butterfree on it. my grandmother yelled at me for playing on my gameboy that day. i just looked at the ship and cried patriotic baby tears bc my grandparents were afriad...
i saw a girl from my philosophy class at a show tonight. she gave me a cigarette and said she felt like she didn’t want to be alive after classes. i said i liked our professor and she stopped talking to me. i wonder if it was b/c i was drunk/strung out & i was acting that way or something, idk, i was probably playing with my hair too much. johnny interviewed people.
when i was...
i wish everyone would leave
i wish everyone would leave so i could write sophmoric poems alone. and cry.
i died projecting my face into a void
everybody died
they forgot me
at my funeral everyone will be like
“she was cute. she spent a lot of
her youth talking to strangers online.”
my vengeful spirit will just haunt their
dreams saying “hey maybe you shouldn’t
have fed her so much macaroni and cheese.”
i thought i was kissing the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen, i was just looking in the mirror
started tearing up in class last night when i got my first paper back (B+ (?) whatever), then my professor played a tacky recording of a pablo neruda poem. was so mad @ myself i started crying on the way to my boyfriend’s car. he made me a taco.
Working on my "personal branding"
dingraha:
*walks around college campus w bouquet of roses/cane/always has a Bowtie on for some reason/kanyeglasses, translates this concept into adulthood*
i can’t believe craftychristianmamma never replied to my questions
snowball, the brown cat
someone tell me im cute before i die
i just realized how ugly i am irl this is the...
walterdavis:
i’m not talking about ideal webcam pics like actual irl me is so ugly
i feel u walter davis
should i go to taco bell;
feel sad; bored; hungry
i cant think of anything id want to be less than a mom
