May 2012
i'm getting too old for this shit *gestures to the galactic war unfolding all around me*
06 - LIMEADE
JEANS WILDER
jeans wilder “limeade”
April 2012
A L T --- L I T --- Q U E E N --- B I T C H
sorry for drinking too much on multiple occasions and still continuing to do so
im ready to be murdered
it’s weird when your depression is very bad and makes you feel like your lungs are tight &full of fluid
i wish the circumference of my thigh was like 20 pennies
im recording a voiceover for my review of an anime series and getting really out of breath
“♪ “I just want four walls and adobe slabs for My Girls” ♪”
—First, what do you think you’re going to eat? Second, where do you think you’re going to find a parcel of land that’s TRULY beyond the reach of armed mutant gangs? Third, it’s so blatantly transparent that your feigned longing for this quaint pastoral lifestyle masks a kind of vicious nostalgia for a colonial era when land could be had for nothing more than the price of militiamen to execute or displace any indigenous peoples dwelling there, or maybe you’ve imagined a happier scenario where we found an entire continent that had been conveniently left vacant. This is like that Arcade Fire song about wanting to raise your children and live off the land, skinning deer inside the Outdoor World. Deer don’t live in Outdoor World, you fucking idiot. The Occupy movement was a hoax, created to sell apps. You’re scowling and sighing at this, even as you’re buying more little hats and goggles for your Occupyvatar on your two thousand dollar phone. While your entire generation was watching Children of Men and having a group weep at the possibility that their Game Boys might run out of batteries some day, we adults have been working our asses off and getting our cyborg upgrades. Razor teeth. Infrared optic membranes. I had a second stomach installed. All it does is digest human meat. (via jchastain)
i want to die a martyr
just like my idol communismkills
dear god, pleaes help me be a sexy titty girl
love poem 2
you kiss my mouth
I kiss your Jew face
ends of your lips curl up
mine pressed medium tight
I think you are wet
my dick is limp
you grind on top of me
my dick is still limp
if my dick had a face
its lips would be
pressed medium tight
your lips are all wet
is this what it’s like
when people are married
limp dick, only one
person smiling
with curled lips
medium cold teeth
goosebumps in a room
with the AC blasting
we’re making a lot of food for guests who prob wont show up
more kale chips for me at least…lol
don't be mean to your friends
everybody
whats dumo.fm
whi cares
baby title for all thing:
- i love my baby kitten
- when people question me sometimes i feel confused
- whats dump.fm
Article titles from my thought catalog audition
Working Is Hard… But It’s Worth It
5 Things I Saw Once in the Nineties
Deleuze and Tyler Perry
10 Considerations for Kissing That Girl You Like
We All Deserve Love
15 Ways We Know The Aughts Are Over
I Miss “Friends”
20 Things Sex and the City Taught Me About Good Writing
69,420 Things to Take Into Account After Realizing You’re a Millennial Turd
