June 2012
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
i wanna kick something thats on fire
May 31st
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May 31st
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i spent a lot of money on myself today because i’m pissed off at my mom
May 31st
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suspicious ppl are usually the most guilty
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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auburnxandxivory: I am going to ignore the syntax error in this post but I did fix the punctuation: puppygamer: I can’t eat anything without experiencing an intense sadness from the feeling of all the fat on my body
May 30th
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May 30th
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one of my uncles asked me if i preferred being called ellen or pikachue in earnest
May 29th
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man everyone in my family has some weird fixation on my facebook name not being my real name.  they talked about it infront of me for five minutes last night for some reason.  they think it’s the most absurd thing i could do. it isn’t even my real name.
May 29th
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May 29th
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I miss people 8(
May 29th
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it’s weird to use your grandparents’ computer with tons of toolbars/spyware
May 28th
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Anonymous asked: at first I thought it was just swiss cheese but now I'm very upset you don't like any cheeses. once you're dead everyone will think u were a cheesaholic with all the cheeses on your grave.
May 28th
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Anonymous asked: you are not allowed to say 'rip' for yourself. but if u rly do die I'll lay swiss cheese on your grave all the time.
May 28th
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May 28th
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3 of my facebook friends ‘like’ febreze and all 3 of them are juggalos
May 28th
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May 28th
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Anonymous asked: what is your fav fashioun blogger
May 27th
Anonymous asked: coping with your lack of swiss cheese in your diet is crushing my souls
May 27th
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northisnotup asked: hi, i'm following you now... deal with it.
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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sour-plums asked: Are you the girl from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?"
May 27th
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May 27th
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We have a beautiful relationship!
dingraha: Mutual Respect! Understanding! He’s a good cuddler! She’s a good cuddler! We Take Turns Being The Big Spoon! My Dreams! Your Dreams! And the s e x  oh my God the sex! So phenomenal! So affirming! So naked there together touching and stuff! Smart! Proud! Bold! Terror! I love you except for so much!
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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my sister gave me her old iphone - sent from my iphone
May 26th
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May 26th
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an eighty-year-old man in front of me in line at savers last night had a conversation with me for 5 mins about nietzsche and then he told me to major in communications
May 26th
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i went to wal mart to buy coffee filters because my dad asked me to and when i was checking out i thought to myself “ive never been so ready to die in my entire life” i don’t like the feeling of someone constantly doubting your commitment to anything.  who cares about anything i don’t that makes certain things justifiable.  lik e whatever.  i don’t
May 26th
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May 25th
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remember when churchburner got annoyed by me or something and sent me a string of anonymous messages telling me to kill myself
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: body dysmorphia
May 25th
Anonymous asked: swiss cheese
May 25th
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johnnyvulpine asked: horny fart boogers
May 25th
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hey tell me things you associate me with →
May 25th
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why do i drink half gallons of tepid diet cranberry juice why do i like dying my hair blonde i spent forty minutes looking at lipstick today
May 25th
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May 25th
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Anonymous asked: ur so silly so cute so YOU
May 25th
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May 24th
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using your mom’s computer and accidentally stumbling across her folder filled with hundreds of pictures of ralph fiennes
May 24th
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May 24th
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WISH SOME PPL WOULD STOP DOING SOME THINGS WHICH CAUSE ME TO LIKE THEM LESS THAN I DID
May 24th
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