i wanna kick something thats on fire
i spent a lot of money on myself today because i’m pissed off at my mom
suspicious ppl are usually the most guilty
auburnxandxivory: I am going to ignore the syntax error in this post but I did fix the punctuation: puppygamer: I can’t eat anything without experiencing an intense sadness from the feeling of all the fat on my body
one of my uncles asked me if i preferred being called ellen or pikachue in earnest
man everyone in my family has some weird fixation on my facebook name not being my real name. they talked about it infront of me for five minutes last night for some reason. they think it’s the most absurd thing i could do. it isn’t even my real name.
I miss people 8(
it’s weird to use your grandparents’ computer with tons of toolbars/spyware
Anonymous asked: at first I thought it was just swiss cheese but now I'm very upset you don't like any cheeses. once you're dead everyone will think u were a cheesaholic with all the cheeses on your grave.
Anonymous asked: you are not allowed to say 'rip' for yourself. but if u rly do die I'll lay swiss cheese on your grave all the time.
3 of my facebook friends ‘like’ febreze and all 3 of them are juggalos
Anonymous asked: what is your fav fashioun blogger
Anonymous asked: coping with your lack of swiss cheese in your diet is crushing my souls
northisnotup asked: hi, i'm following you now... deal with it.
sour-plums asked: Are you the girl from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?"
We have a beautiful relationship!
dingraha: Mutual Respect! Understanding! He’s a good cuddler! She’s a good cuddler! We Take Turns Being The Big Spoon! My Dreams! Your Dreams! And the s e x oh my God the sex! So phenomenal! So affirming! So naked there together touching and stuff! Smart! Proud! Bold! Terror! I love you except for so much!
my sister gave me her old iphone - sent from my iphone
an eighty-year-old man in front of me in line at savers last night had a conversation with me for 5 mins about nietzsche and then he told me to major in communications
i went to wal mart to buy coffee filters because my dad asked me to and when i was checking out i thought to myself “ive never been so ready to die in my entire life” i don’t like the feeling of someone constantly doubting your commitment to anything. who cares about anything i don’t that makes certain things justifiable. lik e whatever. i don’t
remember when churchburner got annoyed by me or something and sent me a string of anonymous messages telling me to kill myself
Anonymous asked: body dysmorphia
Anonymous asked: swiss cheese
johnnyvulpine asked: horny fart boogers
hey tell me things you associate me with →
why do i drink half gallons of tepid diet cranberry juice why do i like dying my hair blonde i spent forty minutes looking at lipstick today
Anonymous asked: ur so silly so cute so YOU
using your mom’s computer and accidentally stumbling across her folder filled with hundreds of pictures of ralph fiennes
WISH SOME PPL WOULD STOP DOING SOME THINGS WHICH CAUSE ME TO LIKE THEM LESS THAN I DID